xhomegrown:

worstpal:

frankenbae:

smelterdemon:

solangehitme:

aphrodisy:

what is this

a mess

This is so fucked up

tbh he shoulda said no

who is asking people to HOMECOMING like this lmfao

is anyone going to comment on how dirty her feet are 

Oct 1 10:47 ( 40248 )
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mxcleod:

did anyone ever ask the anaconda for its opinion?

Oct 1 10:45 ( 1840 )

spookyvaljean:

My anaconda don’t want none, unless you got feminist ideologies, hun. 

Oct 1 10:45 ( 19 )

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

Oct 1 10:42 ( 412788 )

queefdollaz:

papabearrandum:

queefdollaz:

labias:

……………

tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”

That’s a honda civic …..

i kno its part of da joke like play along this is comedy gold ur missin out mr accuracy

Oct 1 10:41 ( 40248 )

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Oct 1 10:40 ( 286112 )

ben-andjerries:

Let’s hope that when Little Mix come out of their hiatus they come back even stronger than they did the last time

Oct 1 10:39 ( 140 )
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Oct 1 10:37 ( 170 )

Leigh Anne at the Club 195 in Essex on 27th September.

Oct 1 10:36 ( 107 )

calumbiteme:

*heart eyes mother fucker*

Oct 1 10:35 ( 2746 )

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

Oct 1 10:35 ( 332308 )

@Luke5SOS: fuck yes, chocolate milk

Oct 1 10:35 ( 2492 )
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